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You tell your mum that
instead of baseball this summer, you want to rent a plane and try to find
Hogwarts.
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While sweeping out the
garage, you set your broom on the ground and yell, "UP!" until
your neighbor's dog starts barking.
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You start sleeping under
the stairs, tell your brother to dye his hair blonde and gain a lot of
weight, and check the mail every day (even on Sundays) for a letter from
Hogwarts.
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You pick up your pencil at
school and shriek, "Wingardium Leviosa!!" at the person next to
you every other day.
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When your teacher tries to
take the pencil away, you shout, "DIE, Riddle!" and start stabbing
your math book.
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Whenever you see a
deer, you automatically think "Prongs"
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You have whole disks
loaded with text, pictures, and even the most remotely Harry Potter related
things.
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Your 2 big thrills during
the day are seeing what's new on the Rumors page at the Unofficial Harry
Potter Fan club, and your daily Harry Potter RPG.
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You carry around a pencil
and call it your wand.
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Whenever you turn on a
flashlight, you mutter "Lumos" (Don't try telling me you don't do
this)
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People think you're a Goth
at first glance, because you always wear black robes.
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You hold long, violent
games of "Muggle Quidditch" with fellow HP fans and don't quit
until someone has either caught the snitch, or broken a limb.
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You have a lightning bolt
tattooed on your forehead.
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You boycott all drill
companies, just in case it's the one Vernon Dursley works for.
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Not one school day goes by
where you don't wish your school was more like Hogwarts, or better yet that
you were attending Hogwarts, instead of this pitiful Muggle school.
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You go to the Zoo,
searching for a Brazilian Boa to free.
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You capture an owl and
name it Hedwig (even though it hates you).
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You take a look at
your life... and decide it could use a bit more magic.
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You pay for round trip
airfare to fly down to that school in South Carolina that banned the HP
books, just so you can stand outside and scream, "SHEER EVIL MY A§§!!!
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You aren't allowed to
dress up on Halloween, so you attend all the costume parades and stuff, just
so you can cheer for all the kids you see dressed like the characters.
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You lose sleep worrying
about which character it is that's going to die in the infamous book #4.
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You have whole passages of
the books memorized and quote them at any given moment.
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You video-tape all
appearances that J.K. Rowling has made on TV and write down everything she
has said and hinted about all upcoming books.
